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Post  Kyra Xyrespace 8/19/2012, 16:40

Fan-made. Purely fan-made.

1. Do not steal Baby America from England unless you want to get hurt.
2. Do not annoy Germany. It'll be your funeral.
3. Do not mistake N. Italy from S. Italy. S. Italy will kill you.
4. Do not ever assume England and France are friends. Seriously, that's stupid.
5. Do no forget about... er... what was his name again?
6. No matter what Sweden says, Finland is not Sweden's wife.
7. China loves pandas and Hello Kitty. Do not mess with either.
8. Russia terrifies everyone, and Belarus terrifies Russia. That is the food chain.
9. No matter what America says, hamburgers are not a good dietry. You should not shove 7 into your mouth at a time.
10. No matter what anyone says, England is not crazy. Even when he is seen talking to imaginary people, he is not crazy.
11. France and Poland are not girls. I know it's weird, but they're boys.
12. Prussia is awesome.
13. Hungary is powerful with her skillet. Do not end up on the receiving end of that.
14. Japan is always cool. No exception.
15. Do not bring up the Revolution around England. You may be killed.
16. Spain loves tomatoes. Don't steal them.
17. Prussia, France, and Spain are known as the Bad Touch Trio. Do not approach them when they are together. You'll regret it.
18. Chibinations are adorable.
19. Sealand is a micro nation. He is not a nation yet.
20. England is the Black Sheep of Europe, but don't say that outloud.
21. Canada is not America. Stop beating him up.
22. Greece and Turkey are enemies. Do not place them in the same room. You'll regret it.
23. England can't cook. Seriously. If you want to die, eat his scones. If you want to live, run away.
24. Canada and America love ice cream. Like a lot. Like, America landed on his head which caused him to have a cast on his leg, just for ice cream.

More shall be added later.


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Post  Romano Vargas 8/19/2012, 16:45

Kyra Xyrespace wrote:
3. Do not mistake N. Italy from S. Italy. S. Italy may kill you.
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will*
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Post  Kyra Xyrespace 8/19/2012, 16:48

Romano Vargas wrote:will*

:lol: I'll fix that
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Post  Francis Bonnefoy 8/19/2012, 16:48

Kyra Xyrespace wrote:
11. France and Poland are not girls. I know it's weird, but they're boys.
.
Who could mistake me for a girl? *blows kiss*
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Post  Kyra Xyrespace 8/19/2012, 16:54

Francis Bonnefoy wrote:Who could mistake me for a girl? *blows kiss*

The evidence:
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Post  Francis Bonnefoy 8/19/2012, 17:31

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Post  Wheatley 8/19/2012, 20:10

Is England here? Is-Is England here? I need to talk to him.
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Post  Arthur Kirkland 8/19/2012, 22:59

Yes?
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 19:42

Well, lets see, a couple of things. Are you and France friends? Are you crazy? Remember the revolution? You are the Black Sheep of Europe right? And may I have a scone?
*Takes Baby America*


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Post  Arthur Kirkland 8/20/2012, 19:48

...
*eye twitches*
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 19:50

Arthur Kirkland wrote:...
*eye twitches*
Was that a confirmation that you and France are friends, you are the Black sheep of Europe, or are the scones ready?
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Post  Francis Bonnefoy 8/20/2012, 20:55

*starts laughing obnoxiously*
You're a riot!
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 21:00

Francis Bonnefoy wrote:*starts laughing obnoxiously*
You're a riot!
Excuse me, are you a girl?
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Post  Kyra Xyrespace 8/20/2012, 21:22

*Hurls a baseball at Wheatley*
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:05

My my, don't you have a temper.
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Post  Francis Bonnefoy 8/20/2012, 22:08

Wheatley wrote:
Francis Bonnefoy wrote:*starts laughing obnoxiously*
You're a riot!
Excuse me, are you a girl?
No.
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:09

*Stuffs 7 hamburgers into his mouth*
Well you looked almost exactly like Sweden's wife Finland.
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Post  Francis Bonnefoy 8/20/2012, 22:12

*spits out hamburgers*
Sh-Shut up!
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:14

Francis Bonnefoy wrote:*spits out hamburgers*
Sh-Shut up!
Don't you have to meet up with Prussia and Spain?
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Post  Alfred Jones 8/20/2012, 22:17

Francis Bonnefoy wrote:*spits out hamburgers*
Sh-Shut up!
Dude, talk about a picky eater!
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:18

*Electocutes a panda and a Hello Kitty doll*
Remember Sealand the Nation and Canada?
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Post  Wang Yao 8/20/2012, 22:20

*lunges at Wheatley*
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:21

*Dodges China*
Hey, I just took a tomato from that Italian guy.
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Post  Romano Vargas 8/20/2012, 22:22

HEY! GIVE THAT BACK, JERK!
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Post  Wheatley 8/20/2012, 22:23

Romano Vargas wrote:HEY! GIVE THAT BACK, YOU JERK!
Hey, aren't you North Italy?
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