Happy birthday China-kun

I feel it is only right for all of us to wish Wang Yao a happy 4001st. Does anyone have any gifts for him?

Happy birthday, teacher! I know I don't have a Hello Kitty doll, but maybe this could do instead?
*gives Wang some flowers*

Thank you Macau. Thank you Taiwan.
Immortality sure is great!

Like, happy birthday. I bought you a new coat, it's the latest fashion, and what better time to get into fashion than your birthday?
*gives Wang coat*

.....Thanks, I guess?
*takes coat*

Like, you're welcome. I would consider myself lucky if I were you. This is a great head-start for someone who never knew a thing about fashion!

Happy birthday! I'm sorry, but I don't have a gift for you, so I hope your birthday goes well and all!

I don't require gifts, but thank you for the nice birthday wish.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHINA! DA-ZE!
YOU AREN'T GONNA BELIEVE IT. I BOUGHT YOU THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT A GUY COULD HAVE. PSY's LATEST ALBUM! HERE, TAKE IT!
*gives Wang a PSY album*

*takes album*
Erm.. I guess I can listen to this in my free time? Thank you, South Korea.

С Днем Рождения!
*gives Wang Russia-sized hug*

G-Get off!
*pushes Ivan away*
Anyway, thanks for the Russian birthday wish and BYE!
*hides behind Macau*

I hugged you too hard, da? Your refusal has made me very sad...
*sits down in corner*

*sneaks up behind Ivan and gives him a surprise glomp*

Happy birthday! As a gift for your 40th centennial with a year added to it, here is a pygmy elephant I bought yesterday! Do take care of him!

Thank you for the pet elephant Thailand. I hope he doesn't eat Panda-san!

Happy birthday, friend of Japan! (Japan totally likes me better than Greece.) Here is a Turkish, not Greek, kard knife to stab your enemies to death~!

..............I'm afraid to ask.
*takes kard knife*
Thank you for the birthday wish, anyway.

H-H-Happy birthday, Wang.. I wanted you to have these..
*looks away and gives Wang flowers*

Thanks, Vietnam!
*takes flowers*
Hmm.. well, that's about all the Asian countries I know..
WAIT! WHERE IS LITTLE BROTHER JAPAN? SURELY HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY!

Ah! Umm, he isn't here! He's--he's-- he's.. Sleeping, yeah! He's sleeping! S-Sorry!
*sweats*

No reason to lie for me, Osaka. I am right here.
........
Happy birthday, big brother.
*gives flowers*

THANKS, LITTLE BRO~! ARU!
*runs to Kiku and gives him China-sized hug*